Lucy's Advice for the Overworked Human

This is from a card I wrote for my mother-in-law this week.

Lucy the Schnauzer's Advice for the Overworked Human

1. Solar charge yourself. Take naps in the sun.
2. Eat an extra treat.
3. Beg for a scratch behind the ears. Or for scraps from the table. Actually, just beg.
4. Make yourself comfortable on the biggest bed in the house.
5. Play with all of your toys and spread them all over the house. Toys = Happiness.
6. Bark at the neighbors. It relieves stress.
7. Be underfoot. It brings joy to others - even if they don't realize it.
8. Eat an early dinner. There's no reason you can't have dinner at 3:00 or 4:00 in the afternoon.
9. Chase a squirrel.
10. When all else fails, hide under the bed!